I figured it was time to spill the news to you all...
...And I wanted all of you to hear it from me first...
...Yes...I slept with Tiger Woods :P
I honestly think that we as a media crazed people are headed in a funny direction, where this becomes big news, and where people proudly pronounce this to the world. I mean...it IS a story right? Tiger Woods doing things that we say he morally shouldn't. Because, as a professional golfer, we obviously see him as a man expected to hold high morals.
That's what golfing is all about.
I'm not saying that he should have done what he did but...come on! As the American people, we somehow believe that he owes us the biggest explanation of what he has done, along with a sincere apology. There's really only one person that deserves an explanation.
And that's his wife.
BUT...it WOULD be cool if on the next Tiger Woods game, there was a level where you had to drive an Escalade down some path with lots of trees. Now THAT would make all of this worth something.
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What would make it even cooler is if while driving your Escalade, you had your wife chasing after you with a 9-iron!
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